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  • M2TM Newcastle : Heat 2 Write Up

    Although most of our heats are a Thursday, to avoid other clashes, Heat 2 was a nice midweek warmer.

    Four competing bands again this week and interesting mix of bands and styles.

    “We’re from the bad side of the Tyne,” announce Sunderland band Razorjack who play an enjoyable and competent slice of modern metal, influenced by the likes of Slipknot, they’ve a mild stage presence and some interesting songs.  A cover of ‘Gay Bar’ is also quite amusing and they warm up nicely.

    It’s another good way to start the evening, good quality and hopefully they will grow in confidence.

    Teeside Thrashes Trendkill (I love alliterations.   Mr Scorer called them the Parmo Pantera.  If you don’t know what a Parmo is, then, you need one in your life… your arterys don’t, but you do.)
    Fuck me, what they been feeding kids these days?  The teens deliver face-melting thrash.

    They’ve travelled quite a distance to be here, but are going home with some new found friends.

    Horrorbilly band Dead By Dawn remind me one of the things I dislike about the competition is the inevitability a good band will have to go out.  They’ve got a bit experience and play a very enjoyable set of songs about zombies, more zombies, reanimation of zombies and general horror songs.  Massive kudos that they carried on despite illness to their drummer, borrowing Dan from the bar to drum their set in his break.  He did this for Lovely Wife last year.  He’ll get through one day.

    I did wonder, with the standards tonight, if last year’s finalists I’ll Play the Villain could fall at the first round.  But, they play tonight with a massive whim of confidence, added to their mix of melodic metalcore (alliterations!) and they take the competition and grab it by the balls and punch it a few times.  Last time round, I enjoyed them in the heats, loved them in the Semis but they weren’t on top form in the final, tonight’s performance is probably better than their semi performance last time and they’re going to be one to beat.

    Talking to IPTV afterwards I discuss that the 4 bands already through could make one Hell of a final already – and – there’s still 4 more heats to go…. eek…

    So, genuinely, there were no bad bands tonight, but congratulations to Trendkill and I’ll Play the Villain who join Kraken Waker and Blood Moon Bandits in the semi’s in May.

     


  • Metal 2 The Masses : Heat 2 – This Wednesday

    After an exciting first round in which Kraken Waken and Blood Moon Bandits progressed, Heat 2 is this Wednesday, February 22nd, at Trillians.

    A late decision was made on Thursday to make the launch night free entry and that offer will continue for the remainder of the heats, so, each night you’ll get to sample 4 or 5 local bands with no cover charge.

    Nice.
    So, who have we got for you this time – in no particular order (as running order decided on the night) we will be welcoming…

    Trendkill  – thrash/groove from Redcar

    Razorjack – 4 piece metal band influenced by the likes of Slipknot and FFDP

    Dead By Dawn – Horrorbilly/rockabilly

    I’ll Play the Villain – Metalcore, they were finalists last year but they’ve got a very tough opening round

    At time of writing there’s just 4 bands confirmed, but a 5th may be added.  We will communicate running order on the Facebook event on the evening after the draw takes place.

    We hope to see you there for some amazing talent.


  • M2TM Newcastle : Heat 1 Write Up

    After the excitement of the 2016 competition, I was very excitied to see what 2017 would bring.

    Last year we had 5 heats and there was a mixture of applications and me nudging a few bands asking if they might like to apply.
    This time round we’ve filled 6 heats without me having to nudge anyone, as we had more than enough applications.

    Now, when I took on the 2016 competition – I hoped that most of the bands would get some form of benefit from it – the general feedback being many had, some seeing it as a good networking opportunity, playing with bands they wouldn’t normally play with, making new friends, showcasing themselves to the venues, other promoters, etc and while there can only be one prize winner, getting as many to benefit as possible is a plus.

    There’s a lot happening in Newcastle at the moment – and I think it’s very exciting. I don’t want to start name dropping or anything (because I am likely to miss someone!) and I don’t get to nearly as many shows as I would like to – but there are some good DIY promoters doing amazing things for underground bands of most genres.
    The net result of this is that a clash was inevitable – we’d moved a few dates around to try to avoid clashes, but tonight we end up clashing with Anthrax… oh… hope we didn’t take too many from them.

    The plus of this is it means that although Yersin draw the cursed opening slot, they have a full bar to play to of people finishing their pints before going to see Anthrax. Quite a few stick around to watch them also.
    To give an idea, they have a setlist of 12 songs and stick within the 25 minute slot, loud, punky crust – and whilst I didn’t not their track names, I did think with a closing song like “Dave Mustaine Must Die” they’d be ideal for Bloodstock 😉

    The set is abrassive, energetic and enthralling – they keep people in the venue (apologies to the opening band at Anthrax) and their quality is superb.

    Ladies and gentlemen, the bar has been set. What away to open the competition.

    And – spoiler alert, they DON’T go through. Although a very close third place.

    Fuck.

    Kraken Waker took slot number 2 – lots of beards, riffs and groove metal. Opening with ‘Born with a Beard’ is about the size of it, they also manage to retain some of the Anthrax stragglers and soldier professionally despite seeing a lot of the venue having to reluctantly leave – they’re here to have a good time and it was unsurprising to see them go through.

    Stoner Witch is a bit of a surprise package and I think he’s picked up quite a few new fans. Solo acoustic performer, but yep, dark, dank and a good use of minimalism.
    At first a lot of people do not know what to think, but by the third song there’s a lot less chatter as he captivates everyone.
    I feel things were tough on him, but he held his head up and did himself proud and I’d hope this at least scores himself some attention.

    The last competing band, Blood Moon Bandits are also the last entrants, being recommended for the competition after a stunning gig at Trillians last week – they’re straight up high energy rock n roll – and one of the few bands in the competition to have a clear considered image, a bit like a glossier Misfits.
    They done well and raised the roof and helped cap off a very good quality opening heat.

    Finally, Dirty King play a special guest set and, you know, they were always a good band – but you can see how far they’ve come in the year since I first met them. This is now the 5th time I’ve seen them and they just seem so focused and confident, I think their M2TM run last year has really helped them come on.
    Unfortunately they have to cut a little short, but, wow, it is good to see them back.

    Roll on Heat 2…


  • M2TM Newcastle begins this Thursday!

    And so… the road to Bloodstock for one North-East band starts here… it’s like the Rock/Metal version of the World Cup, except without Fifa corruption… ooh…

    If you don’t know how it works it is quite simple – all the rounds are at Trillians this time – the very first heat being February 16th – that’s this Thursday.  Each heat, 4 or 5 competing bands will, err, compete, with two going through to the semi finals in May.

    It’s a mixture of fan votes (that’s cheers to you and I) and judge votes scores the band who progresses – and last time there were some swung by the fans, some swung by the judges and some unanimous.

    Kicks off at 7pm and entry is just £3

    Across the heats we have some utter amazing talent – some re-entries from last year including finalists I’ll Play the Villain and some strong contenders – but many first time applicants who I’m looking forward to welcoming.

    As said, each heat is £3 which gives a good chance to see some local talent for less than th
    e price of a pint.

    Heat 1, ooh, this is going to be a tough one.  Four competing bands…

    The running order of these will be decided on the night….

    So….

    Yersin  – local grind/punk/thrash

    Kraken Waker – loud… ex Ten Ton Friday… riffs riffs riffs… beards

    Stoner Witch – stoner/doom/pyschodeliac

    Blood Moon Bandits – rock n roll from Middlesbrough

    Annnnd… as a special treat

    Last years runners up Dirty King will be playing a set as headliners, they won’t be competing – don’t vote for them cos your vote won’t count and we’ll still charge you the same phone bill. Or something.

    I dunno.

    Let’s do this! See you in Trillians on Thursday!!!

     

    A full break down of all the heats below

    February 16th – M2TM Heat 1

    Yersin, Kraken Waker, Stoner Witch, Blood Moon Bandits + Dirty King*
    February 22nd – M2TM Heat 2

    Trendkill, Razorjack, I’ll Play the Villain, Dead By Dawn
    March 9th – M2TM Heat 3

    Saints of War, Sworn to Secrecy, Unholy Concotation, Snakes Don’t Belong in Alaska, Decripit Monolith
    March 23rd – M2TM Heat 4

    Altostratus, Odin’s Revenge, Autoimmune, Vigil + Souls of Jack Ketch*
    April 6th – M2TM Heat 5

    Vindicter, Molasses, Coma Violet, Pretty Livid Imps, Wild Fire
    April 20th – M2TM Heat 6

    Erebor, The Distorted, October Ends, Creature, Blackjack

     

    *Non-Competing


  • Introducing : Lord of the Lost

    A few days ago, when we announced the reschedulement of the KMFDM tour, we also announced that special guests would be Lord of the Lost.

    It may well be that you already know the band – and if you like them you are probably quite excited about their appearance, it is their first time in the UK since three small dates in 2010.

    They’ve had 4 more studio albums out since then… plus a live album, an acoustic album and an album with an Orchestra.

    They’ve been busy.

    Before we continue – the Newcastle show is September 5th at Think Tank

    Buy Tickets Here

    LOTL are a German Metal band, hailing from Hamburg.  Quite popular in some of the Gothic circles within Germany and they play fairly high up at the festivals there and have done multiple tours with many of the stalwarts on the scene.

    Last year they were the guests on the European leg of the Combichrist/Filter tour but sadly could not do the UK dates.

    They have been keen to build on their success on the mainland in the UK and this is a good tour to give them a platform.

    Having such a large catalogue, where to start is a tricky one – so for some introductory listening…

    ‘Dry the Rain’ from Debut album ‘Fears’
    ‘Drag Me to Hell’ from new album
    and one from the middle…
    ‘Die Tomorrow’


  • KMFDM – Date Moved to September


    Regretably, the KMFDM show scheduled for May 22nd has been postponed… however… due to fast work with the band, agents and venues, the rescheduled date is already confirmed and announced as September 5th at Think Tank.

    Tickets are on sale from www.seetickets.com (clicky)

    All tickets are still valid, however if you cannot make the new date, refunds available from point of purchase – online customers should have already received info.

    We can also at this time announce very special guests on all dates to be Lord of the Lost.

    We’ll be posting more about them very soon.


  • Souls of Jack Ketch : Special Guests in M2TM

    M2TM 2017 begins next week.  We have 26 confirmed bands, including 4 re-entries from 2016 plus 22 entering for the first time this year.

    We have just two slots left, so email kev@twfmagazine.com if you want to bag one.

    We’ll be presenting details of the heats from next week.

    We mentioned last week that Dirty King would be a special guest at the first heat, well, we’re pleased to report SOULS OF JACK KETCH, the 2016 winners, will be special guests on March 23rd.

    They’ll be non-competing – but a good chance to show off last years winners alongside some of this years hopefuls.

    It’s getting exciting 🙂

     


  • New Tragedy video & album ahead of tour

    In an upside down world being torn at the seams, Tragedy brings us all together by uniting two warring factions – Disco and Metal.

    The video stars comedian/musician/author Dave Hill in a role reminiscent of Tony Manero in the classic film, Saturday Night Fever, except with a little less success on the dance floor. He admires a handsome and talented disco-dancer (Nobuya Nagahama) at the club, but every time our Tony takes to the dance floor, he gets caught up in metal mayhem. Eventually, Tony finds salvation in a Disco-Metal transformation, inspired by his favorite band, Tragedy.

    The track is a new version of their version of Stayin’ Alive, taken from new album ‘The Joy of Sex’ – it’s out today and available to download from Amazon and other such sites.

    The band are touring for this album very soon and play Think Tank in Newcastle on March 1st – tickets available here

    Alex Comfort’s 1970’s sex manual, The Joy of Sex, was discovered by each of the band members when left alone in the house as a curious young man. Tragedy, with the advice of doctors and professional counselors, has created the first real Adult Sex Information Metal Album ever recorded. The Joy of Sex is for mature people who want to make their lovemaking richer and more varied.

    These songs are presented alongside hand-drawn artwork, and discussed in unanxious practical detail, with reassuring authority and a sense of decimation.

    “We are always being asked to graphically illustrate our lovemaking methods to our fans”, says Tragedy’s Mo’Royce Peterson, “and now, the whole world will be able to hold us in the palms of their hands and the drums of their ears, as we guide them through life’s carnal pleasures.”

    The tracklist for the album is :

    MANEATER
    BAKER STREET
    DO YA THINK I’M SEXY
    FUNKYTOWN
    LITTLE RED CORVETTE
    BORDERLINE
    STAYIN’ ALIVE
    NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
    DRESS YOU UP
    PHYSICAL
    DEAR SANTA (BRING ME A GODDAM GENTLEMAN)

    Like anything with Tragedy, you are sure of a good time and a good laugh.  Don’t miss this tour!


  • Dirty King : Special Guests at M2TM 2017 Launch

    M2TM 2017 is almost upon us.  We have 26 confirmed bands, including 4 re-entries from 2016 plus 22 entering for the first time this year.

    We literally only have a couple of slots left, so email kev@twfmagazine.com if you want to bag one.

    We’ll be presenting details of the heats very soon – but – pleased to announce the first event at Trillians on February 16th will have special, non-competing, headliners Dirty King – they played Bloodstock in 2016 on the Jagermeister Stage and so it’s good to show off one of the talents from last year.

    We hope to get SOJK in another show as non-competitng also 🙂

    Stay tunes, watch this space – news coming soon…


  • KMFDM – first ever Newcastle show!

    Celebrating their KMFDM ROCKS album, we’re pleased to announce… for the first time in their 33 year history…

    MAY 22nd 2017
    KMFDM
    Live at Think Tank

    With some very special guests to be added.

    Tickets on sale here from www.seetickets.com

    I’m sure many are familiar with KMFDM – they are widely regarded as music pioneers, fusing the industrial and electronics of the early 80s with heavy metal of the time – and progressing and evolving with each albums.  They were a major influence on many of the industrial-metal and cross-over bands of the late 80s, 90s and beyond.

    Coupled with the PIG show in March, we have plenty of scene-royalty coming your way.